Muppidi The Professional - Part 2

Muppidi - the traffic policeman (Traffic Policeman)

Muppidi the genius was pretty happy for the series I started yesterday. After a long and satisfied day when he was returning home yesterday he was caught up in traffic at RTC 'x' roads. His eyes fell on a paunchy(pedda potta) traffic policeman struggling to regulate traffic.

Touched by the scene, his heart went out to that profusely sweating Traffic Policeman and enlightened me that traffic is the main problem of a beautiful city like hyderabad and job of Traffic Policeman is the most challenging job on earth, atleast india. So here it goes -Muppidi nee kosam.... Muppidi the Traffic Policeman

(Flashback....)
Muppidi starts off from home in his cycle(0.15 CC) to the center of road (simple gaa cheppalante circle leka pote junction), which is what he proudly calls his office, where his favorite animal - bull is shitting and he shouts at the top of the voice to send it away (though it sees him as its own brother it doesnt move). Some time later, theres a big painful cry and bull's foot print is on Muppidi's back, the bull has shown its anger by kicking on that ( you know where) and the disturbed bull (from shitting) brays back ie. singing - ee road nadi raa, ee circle naadi raa, nuvvu evadu raa, nee pani emiti raa... (Lesson no 1 - take bath before going to work.)

Suddenly there's news that CM is coming through the circle, running for his life to avoid terrorists who are closely following, Muppidi gets into action. His habit of watching English movies, dreams of becoming Indian Jackie Chan ... His mind worked in jet speed, he 's gonna prove his stunts, by diverting the traffic so that CM has a safe and smooth traffic free drive.

Though his back is aching, he uses his tools - putting his big tummy out, metal plate in right hand, with a worn out whistle in mouth, keeps on blowing, till the traffic grows, and finally blocks all roads.

Now, the sirens beep is becoming louder, theres an array of security cars approaching, Muppidi has no idea how it happened. He has a walkie talkie, (which he assumes is a cell) by prefixing the code (040) (pata alavatu kada), he tries calling up his colleagues to ask for help. ... All that glitters are not cells.(Pattukunnavi anni Cells kavu).Now he s panting on the face and peeing in the pants, he knows he has screwed it to the core.

He curses himself, he has risked the CM's security. As if this was not enough, he starts with traffic clearance again, this time - traffic is filled with slower vehicles like rikshaws, bandi-wallahs, autos. Meanwhile two rounds of pistol shots are heard, he swings into action, he takes off his shirt, cuts his wrist (noo noo he's not committing suicide like Aarti Agarwal) his white shirt turns bloody red, he waves it front of his favorite pet ( by now he has taken bath and it has become friendly ...). The bull charges itself ahead and topples the shooter's vehicle and the usual climax.. shooters are caught...

Muppidi ... is the Jai Kishen (Indian Jackie chan)... Muppidi .. The Man(not pulsar) of "ippudu" (this) moment

After receiving the Bravery Award from Abdul Kalam (President not Pepsodent) in Delhi