How Muppidi loses weight?

This blog is dedicated to the genius of muppidi. Muppidi for those who dont know is a humble, gentle, thin, sexy guy (yes - he says he is available, but his girl friend denies it). He is a colleague of me and the constant fun factor for us in office. When we requested that we document his genius he laid out one & only "okkadu" condition - we should start with describing his beauty and reveal the secrets behind that (no silly, we are not referring to his back side). So here it goes - Muppidi nee kosam

Before starting this blog let me take blessings from Lord Ganapathi - Muppidi's favourite lord.

Muppidi used to be an American in heart - he lived on burgers, sweet meats and the kind and was quite successful in having a very HEAVY personality. He had the record of being the youngest to reach 100kg in Andhra Pradesh at the young age of 12. But one day while he was at a disco, his hands accidentally hit the couple dancing next to him on the dance floor and both went "seeda aur chaurastha pe right leke seedha pahunchgaye allah ke paas".

This had a profound impact on not only the couple but Muppidi as well. He was left with two options - either avoid going to disco or become thin. He made quite a few calls to his friends discussing on what route to take. And that is exactly when he saw the weighing scale come to the lighter side of 100. He appointed "Chaurastha" detective agency to analyse his life style that week to find out what caused the sudden loss of weight.

Jumma Bhai - the chief detective found out that his extended conversations on the phone was the prime reason for losing weight. From that day Muppidi has been spending atleast 10 hrs on the phone everyday. He has been continuosly losing weight and has grown be to the sexy young man you see these days.

He has offered some tips on prolonging conversations
1. Give your number to every kind of credit card company, job placement company
2. Always have a speaker phone at your desk
3. Try to have two phones in your cubicle so that you can talk with your neighbour in phone
4. Always ask somebody to call you during dinner
5. Dont allow your maid to pick up the phone at home
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More on special request.

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